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Weird dreams…

I had some weird dreams last night and woke up sooo tired this morning.  Most of them have kinda faded in my memory except this one…

My hairdresser, Paula, was cutting great big chunks out of my hair because I’d got soooo many split ends.  I was really upset and headed off to a local hair salon where the one and only William Shatner (yes, Captain Kirk! ) forced me into a chair and started cutting off even more hair!

Unfortunately it wasn’t this Shatner:

It was THIS Shatner:

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…and he was SO camp!  Dressed in this very garish pink, frilly shirt and strutting around with his hand on his hip!

I shouldn’t be surprised about my weird brain after listening to a story my sister told the other evening when we were out for a curry…

Jane (my sis) has just had a new kitchen fitted.  It’s lovely and she’s really pleased with it.  She gets really anal about cleaning sometimes and was on a mission to make sure every speak of dust etc was removed.  When she finally got around to the sink, she was livid to discover that there were two dark stains in the bottom of the bowl.  She scrubbed & scrubbed but couldn’t remove them!  She was in the process of having a go about it to her husband when he calmly moved the washing up liquid and soap off the windowsill and the two shadows in the bottom of the sink disappeared…

I don’t stand a chance really…     😦

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Dreams, nails and hair…

Every now and then I get brave and I ask Paul what he’s thinking about.  As readers of his blog will know, the answers can range from “I was just thinking about painting monkeys – not in a watercolour, but using a roller..do you think purple or yellow monkeys would look best?” to “I think it’d be cool to have an army of blue ducks…”  Now that’s bad enough, but it’s even more disturbing when he comes out with weird shit while he’s asleep!!

The other night (it was curry night so he was a little on the drunk side) he settled down to sleep and all was well.  Middle of the night I get woken up to the sounds of him singing!! Well, I use the term “singing” in its broadest sense!  The words were “flibbady dibbady dooooo, flibbady dibbady doooooooooooo, flibbady dibbady dooooooooooooooooooooooo…”  When I asked “babe, what are you doing?” the response was just a rather worrying “heh heh” and he settled back down to sleep again… 😯

Got my nails done again on Friday.  Last time I got them done I had flowers on my thumbs and ring fingers.  Paul said they were very nice but thought it would be much better if I had the Spurs logo on them.  Well, I try to keep him happy so…

Oh!  He had a hair growing out of his shoulder just at the base of his neck the other day.  I couldn’t resist, so I pulled it out!  It was nearly 3 inches long!!!! How come I never noticed it when it was still only an inch or so?  Did it grow that long overnight??????  I’ll be keeping an eye on that now…

 EDIT: As Arie really doesn’t like body hair, I thought I’d go with the cute monkey instead!! It’s kinda cute like Paul too!! 🙂